December 2011
mcdammit:
How to flirt:
Say smooth suave sexy things like
Sit on my penis
Touch my penis
I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes
Do romantic things like:
Ask to see a girl’s boobs
Shave dollar signs into your pubes
Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping
ALL GLORY TO SKIDROW
If you play a Justin Bieber song backwards, you...
I have no music, movies, or pictures.
Again.
Fuck you, HP.
Craigslist is a great website; you can buy a house, then buy a mattress, and then find somebody to have sex with on the mattress, in the house that you found on Craigslist.